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Barbara Ardinger, Ph.D. (www.barbaraardinger.com), is a published author and freelance editor. Her newest book is Secret Lives, a novel about grandmothers who do magic. Her earlier nonfiction books include the daybook Pagan Every Day, Finding New Goddesses (a pun-filled parody of goddess encyclopedias), and Goddess Meditations. When she can get away from the computer, she goes to the theater as often as possible—she loves musical theater and movies in which people sing and dance. She is also an active CERT (Community Emergency Rescue Team) volunteer and a member (and occasional secretary pro-tem) of a neighborhood organization that focuses on code enforcement and safety for citizens. She has been an AIDS emotional support volunteer and a literacy volunteer. She is an active member of the neopagan community and is well known for the rituals she creates and leads.

• Archy and Mehitabel by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 1, 2019 • ( 8 )

  

  Archy the Cockroach and Mehitabel the Cat were introduced to the world in 1916 by Don Marquis, a columnist for the New York Evening Sun. Marquis was more than a mere columnist; he was a social commentator and satirist admired… Read More ›

• Metamorphosis and a Press Conference: A Kafkaesque and Shakespearean Fantasy about an Unreal Individual by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 3, 2019 • ( 7 )

  

  Donald wakes up too early. Feeling confused and disoriented, he looks around the room. His bed has disappeared! He seems to be lying on the floor. Why? he asks himself, how’d I fall off my king-size bed? The floor (uncarpeted??)… Read More ›

• Let Us Now Practice Her Presence by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 6, 2019 • ( 18 )

  

  I’m giving you a twofer this month: a poem and a ritual. I’m writing this a few days after the latest mass shooting in Texas by a crazy white man and a few days before the next debate by Democratic… Read More ›

• Insect Conversations by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on September 1, 2019 • ( 20 )

  

  “She’s doing it again,” Mrs. Cockroach is saying to her friend Old Mrs. Spider. “You know? The giant? She’s been blowing on me and telling me to live somewhere else. Like, I’d leave a good home?”        … Read More ›

• Eye of Newt, a Binding Spell by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 4, 2019 • ( 8 )

  

  I first wrote this spell in 1994 when a certain Member of Congress from Marietta, Georgia, took out his Contract On America. I sent the spell out on the internet and know that it was used. I rewrote it to… Read More ›

• My Near-Death Experience, Or How I Met the Goddess Face to Face By Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 7, 2019 • ( 29 )

  

  Oh boy oh boy oh boy—another June 17 has passed (I’m writing this on June 18) and I’m still here. Every year, this is my day to be careful. And to keep breathing. I have two specific associations with June… Read More ›

• Outtadeway-O: A Found Goddess of Public Transportation (well, you asked for Her last month) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 2, 2019 • ( 7 )

  

  Tall, hearty. sometimes pushy, and usually very loud, Outtadeway-O is easily able to propagate and multiply Herself so that we can find Her in crowded airport terminals, at bus and subway stops, and just about anywhere people are traveling from… Read More ›

• The Highly-Effective, Never-Fail, Magical Parking Space Word by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 5, 2019 • ( 16 )

  

  “In the beginning was the Word.” Yes, we’ve all read that. Although I’m not sure precisely what that Word was—does anybody know?—I’m pretty sure that Word started the process of creation. It was an active Word. A powerful Word. A… Read More ›

• Happy Birthday, Dear Brother by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 7, 2019 • ( 15 )

  

  Today would be my brother Dale’s 75th birthday. To honor him, I’m rewriting an article I wrote for a business magazine in Orange Co., CA, in 1992. Although I was a regular columnist for that business magazine, I seldom wrote… Read More ›

• Practical Lessons in Kindness from the Grasshopper and the Ant (With apologies to Jean de La Fontaine for significant changes to his fable) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 3, 2019 • ( 12 )

  

  Note: This story was originally posted early in 2016. I’m posting it again because, thanks to the state of UNkindness the Abuser-in-chief has pasted all over the semi-civilized Semi-United States, we need lessons in kindness more than ever before. I… Read More ›

• Seeking Enlightenment? Let’s Try Endarkenment by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 3, 2019 • ( 16 )

  

  In the version of the calendar I follow, February 1 is the true beginning of spring. That’s because early February is when we can see the light coming back. We know spring is really coming. February opens with a holiday/holy… Read More ›

• 2019: Hopefully a Happier New Year by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 6, 2019 • ( 20 )

  

  We’re nearly a week into the new year. I almost wish I were a prophet and could predict with assurance that 2019 will be better than 2018—less filled with hate, name-calling, lies, and all-round trumpery (pun intended: “trumpery” is “worthless… Read More ›

• Celebrating the Winter Solstice by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 2, 2018 • ( 15 )

  

  Even though Jesus was born during the reign of Augustus, first Roman emperor, the empire didn’t celebrate that birth until three centuries later when his birth date was moved to mid-winter to match the birth date of the sun god… Read More ›

• When the Gods Retire by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 4, 2018 • ( 16 )

  

  Come with me in your imagination to an old land, a Demi-Olympus, a fabled and possibly invented land to the north of Mount Olympus, home and throne of the fabled Olympian gods. It is to this Other Olympus that the… Read More ›

• What to do with Trump? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 7, 2018 • ( 8 )

  

  The United States used to get some respect. But now, except for the most gullible Trumpeters, people all over the world are seeing the damage the Troll-in-Chief is doing to our nation with his narcissism and corruption. What can a… Read More ›

• A Ritual to Bless Our Children by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on September 2, 2018 • ( 14 )

  

  It was maybe twenty-five years ago that I first got addicted to the Sunday morning news/talk shows. I’d turn on the TV at 7 a.m., watch an hour of local news, then Stephanopoulos at 8 a.m., then MSNBC until noon… Read More ›

• Lessons from Candide by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 5, 2018 • ( 13 )

  

  Candide, ou l’Optimisme (in English, Candide, or Optimism) is a satirical, picaresque novel published in 1759 by François-Marie Arouet, better known as Voltaire, who was possibly the smartest author of the Age of Enlightenment…but he annoyed so many courtiers and… Read More ›

• America’s Two National Goddesses by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 1, 2018 • ( 29 )

  

  I bet almost no one knows this secret: the United States is being watched over by two goddesses! One of them stands on top of the Capitol dome in Washington, D.C. The other stands on an island in New York… Read More ›

• Toil and Trouble (Part 4) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 3, 2018 • ( 4 )

  

  Read Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. When the Amazons land in the capital city, they find themselves standing on the wide lawn in front of the Golden Tower in which El Presidente lives and rules. And look—El Presidente… Read More ›

• Toil and Trouble (Part 3) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 6, 2018 • ( 6 )

  

  Continued from Part 2 The magical school bus, carrying twenty-seven young women, drives across two or three states almost as quickly as the magic carpet flew a few days ago. The bus seems to fly, guided by Bunbury and Icarus… Read More ›

• Toil and Trouble (Part 2) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 3, 2018 • ( 8 )

  

  Continued from Part 1. “Mirror, mirror, on the table, Show us all that you are able…” The witch and her ad hoc coven and the ravens are leaning forward to see and hear more clearly what the mirror is showing… Read More ›

• Toil and Trouble (Part 1) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 4, 2018 • ( 6 )

  

  …and Ella can’t remember the last real meal she had. After supper with the refugees in the witch’s house, she and the witch put their heads together to begin making significant plans. She’s also been meeting all the refugees who… Read More ›

• A Rescue Remedy, Part 2 by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 4, 2018 • ( 13 )

  

  The handsome but uncharming prince having been magicked, the witch and her coconspirators know it’s time to focus on finding Ella. The witch looks around the table. “Mrs. Janedoe and Mrs. Worthington,” she says, “you are two of our most… Read More ›

• A Rescue Remedy, Part I by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 7, 2018 • ( 16 )

  

  A year, now. It has been a full year since the phony election that put El Presidente in the Golden Office. A year since people began leaving the capital and the nation’s other large cities. While some of the refugees… Read More ›

• Hooray! The Holiday Season Is At Hand! by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 3, 2017 • ( 4 )

  

  December seems to have more holidays than the rest of the year put together. Days to honor Ix Chel, the Virgin of Guadalupe, St. Lucy (aka Santa Lucia), the Declaration of Human Rights, and the publication of the Rider-Waite Tarot…. Read More ›

• Tonight Is Guy Fawkes Night by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 5, 2017 • ( 15 )

  

  Mark Twain is reported to have said that while history does not repeat itself, it often rhymes. Let’s see what rhymes we can find in Tudor and Jacobean England and Trumpean America. Here’s the history lesson. What has changed in… Read More ›

• Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 3: The Fifth Sacred Thing by Starhawk by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 1, 2017 • ( 10 )

  

  Members of this community (and others) have been feeling that the world is out of balance since the 2016 election. There’s a feeling that people are becoming less kind and that some men (following the model that lives and tweets… Read More ›

• Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 2: Woman on the Edge of Time by Marge Piercy by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on September 3, 2017 • ( 10 )

  

  Members of this community (and others) have been feeling that the world is out of balance since the 2016 election. There’s a feeling that people are becoming less kind and that some men (following the model that lives and tweets… Read More ›

• Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 1: Gibbon’s Decline and Fall by Sheri S. Tepper by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 6, 2017 • ( 10 )

  

  Members of this community (and others) have been feeling that the world is out of balance since the 2016 election. There’s a feeling that people are becoming less kind and that some men (following the model that lives and tweets… Read More ›

• Wickeder and Wickeder by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 2, 2017 • ( 11 )

  

  The raven was standing on the little table in the wicked witch’s private room. Expecting a new kind of feast, he dipped his beak into a bowl of wiggly white worms. And spat them clear across the room. “Great Suffering… Read More ›