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Barbara Ardinger, Ph.D. (www.barbaraardinger.com), is a published author and freelance editor. Her newest book is Secret Lives, a novel about grandmothers who do magic. Her earlier nonfiction books include the daybook Pagan Every Day, Finding New Goddesses (a pun-filled parody of goddess encyclopedias), and Goddess Meditations. When she can get away from the computer, she goes to the theater as often as possible—she loves musical theater and movies in which people sing and dance. She is also an active CERT (Community Emergency Rescue Team) volunteer and a member (and occasional secretary pro-tem) of a neighborhood organization that focuses on code enforcement and safety for citizens. She has been an AIDS emotional support volunteer and a literacy volunteer. She is an active member of the neopagan community and is well known for the rituals she creates and leads.

• A New Story for the Summer Solstice by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 4, 2017 • ( 7 )

  

  This year the summer solstice occurs on Tuesday, June 20 in the Northern Hemisphere. (In the Southern Hemisphere, it’s the winter solstice and it occurs on June 21.) For us in the Northern Hemisphere, the summer solstice is the longest… Read More ›

• Do We Need Wonder Woman Today? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 7, 2017 • ( 25 )

  

  We all remember the protests—and the pink knitted caps with the pussy ears—that filled the streets of our major cities after the inauguration of the Troll-in-Chief. Some members of this FAR community went to those marches and wrote about their… Read More ›

• Finding Quantum Magic with the Wicked Witch by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 2, 2017 • ( 11 )

  

  When El Presidente decided his war against his people was insufficient, his toadies began throwing very, very tremendous bombs at the university. When one of those very, very tremendous bombs blew up the university library, pages from exploded books floated… Read More ›

• Springing Forward with the Wicked Witch by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 5, 2017 • ( 10 )

  

  El Presidente was enlarging his war against his citizens. This meant the roads were more crowded than before with refugees fleeing the capital city for safety among the farmers on the plains and up in the hills. Some of these… Read More ›

• A Light Story by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 5, 2017 • ( 7 )

  

  Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— —first there was a dark eye at the window. Then a tap-tap-tapping. Then a long black beak came around… Read More ›

• Happy New Year by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 1, 2017 • ( 16 )

  

  Here we are, beginning a new year. Let’s hope it’s a good new year. I grew up in a working-class family in St. Louis. We were Calvinist and Republican. I’ve escaped from the last two, but I still claim my… Read More ›

• A Midwinter Ritual by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 4, 2016 • ( 16 )

  

  Midwinter, the winter solstice (December 21), is the shortest day and longest night of the year. I like to think of Yule, an old pagan name for the solstice season, as a time when we get to take a nice, long, peaceful… Read More ›

• A “Wicked Witch” Discovers Gratitude by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 6, 2016 • ( 16 )

  

  Once upon a time there lived a youngish woman and her husband on a tiny farm outside the capital city. Their life was satisfactory. But when el presidente declared war on another country, the husband was press-ganged into the army, leaving his… Read More ›

• The Emperor’s New Clothes by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 2, 2016 • ( 14 )

  

  On the day the Big Boss decided he wanted to be the Emperor of Everywhere, the first thing he did was pull on his red cap embroidered with the words Make Me Greater Again. He tied the strings under some… Read More ›

• Hey, Diddle, Diddle by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on September 4, 2016 • ( 8 )

  

  Hey, diddle, diddle The cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport And the dish ran away with the spoon! From her lips to our ears. What is this? Maybe… Read More ›

• Blessed Are They by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 7, 2016 • ( 8 )

  

  There has been so much hate on display in the world so far in the 21st century that it’s easy to fall into despair. Not only are there wars in the Middle East, beginning with the Bush-Cheney invasion of Iraq,… Read More ›

• Who’s In That Clock? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 3, 2016 • ( 14 )

  

  Hickory, dickory, dock, The mouse ran up the clock; The clock struck one, And down he run, Hickory, dickory, dock. Someone’s been watching that mouse with the suction-cup feet. From her mouth to our ears. You all know my story,… Read More ›

• Humpty Had A Mother by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 5, 2016 • ( 9 )

  

  Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. From her mouth to our ears. You see that kid sitting over there on… Read More ›

• Practical Lessons in Kindness from the Grasshopper and the Ant by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 1, 2016 • ( 14 )

  

  (With apologies to Jean de La Fontaine for significant changes to his fable) “Curses on that grasshopper!” exclaimed the ever-busy Madame Fourmi. “All he ever does is play. He’ll be sorry when winter comes.” And so it went. Every day,… Read More ›

• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 3, 2016 • ( 7 )

  

  Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells and cockleshells And pretty maids all in a row. From her lips to our ears. Who wrote that poem? I’ve heard that some so-called scholars think it’s about… Read More ›

• How the Outdoors Got on Us by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 6, 2016 • ( 9 )

  

  I read some wonderful posts last spring and summer about the beauties of the outdoors. One that especially inspired me was by Molly Meade. If you missed Molly’s description of how she goes out to the “priestess rocks,” read it now…. Read More ›

• Mother Hubbard Speaks Her Mind by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 7, 2016 • ( 8 )

  

  Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone; But when she came there The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. From her lips to our ears. Ya wanna know why… Read More ›

• No Man Can Spin Gold (Part 2) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 6, 2015 • ( 9 )

  

  Perdita was in a panic. She looked this way and that, but all she saw was a towering pile of straw. She sat down to breathe deeply and think deeply. While she was breathing and thinking, the little man held… Read More ›

• No Man Can Spin Gold (Part 1) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 5, 2015 • ( 7 )

  

  In a land not too far away there once lived a widow who was so poor and who worked so hard day and night to make a bare living that she had almost no time to teach her daughter the… Read More ›

• All Saints Day and All Souls Day by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 1, 2015 • ( 16 )

  

  In the Roman Catholic calendar, today is All Saints Day, tomorrow, All Souls Day. The following slightly edited paragraphs are from my book Pagan Every Day (RedWheel/Weiser, 2006), which is obviously not just about Pagan topics. (I couldn’t find goddesses… Read More ›

• From Her Lips by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 4, 2015 • ( 21 )

  

  There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many children she didn’t know what to do. She gave them some broth without any bread; She whipped them all soundly and put them to bed. Look!… Read More ›

• Knossos: The Truly True Story by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on September 6, 2015 • ( 32 )

  

  (Note: this story was inspired by a blog written by Carol P. Christ. But she’s not responsible for the nonsense I write.) Once upon a time there was a woman named Carol who lived in the largest house on the… Read More ›

• What Would Durga Do? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 2, 2015 • ( 27 )

  

  It’s one of my favorite T-shirts. Every time I wear it, people who know who Durga is comment. So do some people who don’t know who the Hindu goddess is.   “What would Durga do?” is of course an echo… Read More ›

• A Fairy Tale Starring Real Fairies (with apologies to W.S. Gilbert) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 5, 2015 • ( 11 )

  

  Once upon a time very close to right now and in a realm way too much like our world there lived the Sisterhood of Faeries. We remember their names. There’s the Faerie Queen, Belphoebe, who spent much of her time… Read More ›

• Book review: Merlin Stone Remembered: Her Life and Works by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 7, 2015 • ( 21 )

  

  When Merlin Stone’s book, When God Was a Woman, was published in 1976, it was a lightning bolt of feminist scholarship that told the world that before there was a Judeo-Christian god there were goddesses, and before there were goddesses, there… Read More ›

• Howl: A Mashup Story by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 3, 2015 • ( 10 )

  

  Howl! For centuries, the wolves were the lords of the forests, ruling wisely and carefully culling the herds of the dumber animals, which actually helped to preserve many species. The wolf packs, led by their alpha females, worked to maintain… Read More ›

• Popeye as Deity by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 5, 2015 • ( 10 )

  

  If you’ve read any of my posts here (or my books), you know that I’m not a friend of the fellow I call the standard-brand god. This is the “man upstairs” who goes by such names (in alphabetical order) as… Read More ›

• Today is International Women’s Day—Let’s celebrate! by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 8, 2015 • ( 15 )

  

  According to their website, International Women’s Day (March 8)  is a “global day celebrating the economic, political and social achievements of women past, present and future. In some places like China, Russia, Vietnam and Bulgaria, International Women’s Day is a… Read More ›

• Fragment. From Delphi. Part Two by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 1, 2015 • ( 7 )

  

  Read Part One of this story here.  The two men nodded in mutual respect, and the priest pointed at the old woman, who was now sitting on a three-legged stool. “Your Grace, the Pythoness herself is in attendance today. The… Read More ›

• Fragment. From Delphi. Part One by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 31, 2015 • ( 6 )

  

  The United States has not won a war by the surrender of its enemies since 1945, yet we keep going to war. Young men are committing acts of war to terrorize us at home. Our civilian police forces are becoming… Read More ›