Author Archives

Barbara Ardinger, Ph.D. (www.barbaraardinger.com), is a published author and freelance editor. Her newest book is Secret Lives, a novel about grandmothers who do magic. Her earlier nonfiction books include the daybook Pagan Every Day, Finding New Goddesses (a pun-filled parody of goddess encyclopedias), and Goddess Meditations. When she can get away from the computer, she goes to the theater as often as possible—she loves musical theater and movies in which people sing and dance. She is also an active CERT (Community Emergency Rescue Team) volunteer and a member (and occasional secretary pro-tem) of a neighborhood organization that focuses on code enforcement and safety for citizens. She has been an AIDS emotional support volunteer and a literacy volunteer. She is an active member of the neopagan community and is well known for the rituals she creates and leads.

• Lions and Tigers and Bears, Aha! by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 7, 2022 • ( 5 )

  

  The singing girl and her two new friends were walking very carefully along the edge of the yellow brick road. Outside of the bright sunlight, the bricks sere filthy and hardly yellow. This was thanks to a supply chain problem…. Read More ›

• From the Archives: Uppity Women Unite by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 16, 2022 • ( 7 )

  

  This was originally posted on August 2, 2014 I have a poster on my wall: UPPITY WOMEN UNITE. In big, red, capital letters. I don’t remember where I got this poster, but I know I’ve had it since the late… Read More ›

• What If? A New Urban Myth for Our Times by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 3, 2022 • ( 8 )

  

  What if Daedalus had not been imprisoned and forced to build a labyrinth to hold a monster-bull that would eat everyone who dared to enter its domain? (Is it true that that monster-bull was named Donald?) What if the three… Read More ›

• From the Archives: The Eldest, Truest Olympians

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 5, 2022 • ( 1 )

  This was originally posted on June 7, 2020 Scene: A comfy lecture hall in the temple on the summit of Mount Olympus. The feminist historians have taken their seats. The eldest Olympians rise to speak. Let us attend to their… Read More ›

• From the Archives: A Handy Spiritual Practice by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 8, 2022 • ( 6 )

  Originally posted on February 7, 2021. You read the original comments here. Here’s a simple spiritual practice that I’ve been doing for longer than I can remember. During the regime of the Orange T. Rex, I started doing it at… Read More ›

• From the Archives: The Quality of Mercy by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 15, 2022 • ( 5 )

  This was originally posts on October 4, 2020. You can see the original comments here. The quality of mercy is not strained;It droppeth as the gentle rain from heavenUpon the place beneath. It is twice blest;It blesseth him that gives… Read More ›

• From the Archives: A Tiny Life by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 3, 2022 • ( 9 )

  When I first wrote this post in 2014, I said the news was getting me down. A terrorist gang in Nigeria had kidnapped, raped, and “married” two hundred schoolgirls. Kids were even then taking guns to school. What’s better as… Read More ›

• Let’s Watch a Silent Film by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 6, 2022 • ( 5 )

  Let’s go back 100 years today and watch a silent movie. As you may know, most silent films had orchestral accompaniment. While you’re reading this, therefore, you can be the orchestra. Hum along as you read. Selections from Wagner (like… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Lessons from Candide by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 20, 2022 • ( 5 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade that they tend to get lost… Read More ›

• From the Archives: America’s Two National Goddesses by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 6, 2022 • ( 3 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade that they tend to get lost… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 3: The Fifth Sacred Thing by Starhawk by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 21, 2022 • ( 3 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade. They tend to get lost in… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 2: Woman on the Edge of Time by Marge Piercy by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 20, 2022 • ( 7 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade. They tend to get lost in… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Are These Three Novels Prophetic? Part 1: Gibbon’s Decline and Fall by Sheri S. Tepper by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 19, 2022 • ( 5 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade. They tend to get lost in… Read More ›

• What’s Your Feminism I.Q.? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on January 2, 2022 • ( 10 )

  Let’s begin a new year by finding out what we know about feminist history and goddess scholarship. Take this little quiz and find out where you stand as a Feminism/Goddess Scholar. (It’s okay to laugh at some of the choices…. Read More ›

• From the Archives: What Would Durga Do? by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 26, 2021 • ( 5 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade that they tend to get lost… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Still Practicing Her Presence By Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 17, 2021 • ( 10 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,600 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade that they tend to get lost… Read More ›

• The Holidays Are Coming: Let’s Celebrate the Saturnalia by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on December 5, 2021 • ( 8 )

  Here we are in December—and what a year 2021 has been. Let’s not even think about what we’ve survived—continuing pandemic, climate change, people with guns, violations of voting rights, the Orange T. Rex still at large. No no no. Let’s… Read More ›

• From the Archives: Gods of War by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 28, 2021 • ( 7 )

  Moderator’s note: This marvelous FAR site has been running for 10 years and has had more than 3,500 posts in that time. There are so many treasures that have been posted in this decade that they tend to get lost… Read More ›

• Fireless Altars and Crone Encounters By Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on November 10, 2021 • ( 21 )

  

  We’ve just entered November, the beginning of winter, the season of darkness. Twenty-odd years ago, I led a group of students through the Wheel of the Year in a class I called Practicing the Presence of the Goddess. (I also… Read More ›

• Looking Again at The Magic Flute by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on October 3, 2021 • ( 20 )

  

  I have just spent a week watching four productions of Mozart and Schikaneder’s 1791 opera. Four in a row! Now we all know that I adore musical theater more than almost anything else in the world. Operetta. Nelson and Jeanette…. Read More ›

• Occult Adventures with Walter Troll – A Truly True Story Part 2 by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on August 1, 2021 • ( 9 )

  

  Read Part 1 of this story here We want you as our earth slave. I put the pendulum away. I went into Charles’s bedroom and watched TV with him. But I was addicted. First thing Saturday morning—back to the pendulum…. Read More ›

• Occult Adventures with Walter Troll -A Truly True Story Part 1 by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 31, 2021 • ( 9 )

  

  I was born into a Republican, Calvinist, working-class family in Ferguson, Missouri, and was a teenager during the 1950s. Nothing remotely “spooky” or occult about my life. I was fortunate to discover the Unitarian Universalist Association during my freshman year… Read More ›

• Practical Lessons in Kindness from the Grasshopper and the Ant by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on July 4, 2021 • ( 7 )

  

  (With apologies to Jean de La Fontaine for significant changes to his fable) Note: We watch TV or read posts on the social media, and what do see? People attacking other people. People with guns shooting other people. Racist and… Read More ›

• Juno—Women Need Your Power Today! by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on June 6, 2021 • ( 9 )

  

  Just as each Roman man had his genius, or guardian spirit of masculinity, so did each woman have her juno, or guardian spirit of femininity. Juno ruled every woman’s life, every feminine occasion. In the civic life of Rome during… Read More ›

• A Wish-Fulfillment Dream by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on May 2, 2021 • ( 24 )

  

  Rest awhile, Dear Reader, and dream along with me. We’re standing on a corner, call it Main Street, Any City, USA. We’re chatting, passing the time of day, being happy we can stand among other people without the fear of… Read More ›

• Thrice-Born Athena, Pt. 3 by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 4, 2021 • ( 25 )

  

  Note: If you’ve been reading Athena’s story for the past two days (link to Part 2 here), you know what’s happened to her before her third birth. You’ve read her version as I heard it in my mind and wrote… Read More ›

• Thrice-Born Athena, Pt. 2 by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 3, 2021 • ( 9 )

  

  Read Part 1 here. Note: This part of the story concerns what nearly everybody who has read the mythology knows about the Goddess of Wisdom. But what you’ve read in, say, Edith Hamilton or Robert Graves is the patriarchal version…. Read More ›

• Thrice-Born Athena: A Secret History (Part 1) by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on April 2, 2021 • ( 16 )

  

  Note: Inspired by Mary Sharratt’s excellent post on February 13 about the heroine’s journey and by Elizabeth Cunningham’s beautiful novel The Wild Mother (who is Lilith), I took a dive into my archives and found this story about Athena, which… Read More ›

• What’s Done Is Really Done by Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on March 7, 2021 • ( 13 )

  

  This is an encore performance of a satire I wrote in November 2019, when I thought Trump’s sociopathic behavior was at its height. Little did I know. Little did we know. Only a year later, following the 2020 election, we… Read More ›

• A Handy Spiritual Practice By Barbara Ardinger

  By Barbara Ardinger on February 7, 2021 • ( 26 )

  

  Here’s a simple spiritual practice that I’ve been doing for longer than I can remember. During the regime of the Orange T. Rex, I started doing it at bedtime to calm my mind so I could go to sleep. We’re… Read More ›